You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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