i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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