I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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