Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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