I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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