Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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