Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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