jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
where are my eyebrows?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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