Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
