That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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