Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
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I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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