dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
we should paint friendship bongs
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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