hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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