Barsexuality is the new black.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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