I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
COCAINE IS GR8
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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