who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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