Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
oh god the rape fog is back!
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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