Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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