I need help removing her.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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