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say what?
wanna hang out?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The uberlube is also flammable
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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