singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
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Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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