On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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