clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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