I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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