I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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