Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
We need to rekindle our bromance
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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