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I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Drunk is not a location!
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
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