I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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