I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Of course I have a pirate flag
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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