i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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