Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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