listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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