WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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