sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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