im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
They took my balls.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize