Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Your dad touched me again.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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