i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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