My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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