I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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