Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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