But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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