Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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