Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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