How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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