He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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