do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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