So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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