But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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