dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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