I need help removing her.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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