How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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