I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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