I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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