Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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