i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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