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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I have poison ivy on my dick
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.