"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I'm too high and old for this...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts