i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.