Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator