ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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