I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
I'm really busy with my period
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