ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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